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seriously pure nerd comedy!
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lol: You can press my any key - anytime!
lol: You can press my any key - anytime!
Yeah baby! well, almost any time, it is sensitive after a reboot
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Hey baby, interested in doing a little server colocation?
Little? Let's collocate alot and may be that will overheat you and I can liquid cool you, eh?
Without you my world is NULL
Without you my world is NULL
Or Nil for all you Ruby and Rails nerds out there. Or Nothing for VB herds of nerds. Just wanted to be inclusive somewhat.
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Oh that little sting? That was just my RFID chip implantor
Awkward!! But plausible, perfect future stalking device for many a nerd.
Let’s get quantum physical
Let's get quantum physical
You can tell a non-nerd girl made this up. But since apparently they like these nerd pickup lines and may be they like to solar nerd's eclipses?
How about a little port forwarding on the VPN later?
How about a little port forwarding on the VPN later?
Hmm, how about we port forward without the VPN for once? If you're on top, it'll be secure, it's just simple physics you know
A kiss that nice deserves a SQL
A kiss that nice deserves a SQL
Sure sounds nice doesn't it. You better hope the nerd that came up with that line didn't pronounce it like some nerds do ES-Q-L, cause it wouldn't WF (work flow hehe)
Wanna leech from my tracker?
Wanna leech from my tracker?
Bit Torrent, my dear, you're being mocked by nerds eh?
All that left to do is Dim theLights and recompile
All that left to do is Dim theLights and recompile
Visual Basic finally representing, after all it's being used daily by millions of get-r-done nerds without any regard the mountains upon mountains of messy unmaintanable code
Hey Nina, let’s put some J in you and make you a Ninja.
Hey Nina, let's put some J in you and make you a Ninja.
Ha! You didn't think you'd have hundreds of nerd pickup lines and not end up with at least one mention of Ninjas!? Har har har
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