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because it's never good enough


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THIS IS A"LITTLE" CRAZY...



FUNKHOUSER'S JOKE



SPAM, THE NOVEL (Chapter 3)
(Another piece of the puzzle from Nyce's inbox is revealed. Not.)

CHAPTER 3
The daughter of the great whore of whores.

Nov. 11, 1:39 a.m.

How are you, Rafael!

He hated Gall. That is all I want now. Zane hefted the scythe. He galloped down a side alley. This is our first big attack. This would be nothing. Every woman should learn a trade. Women should attend less to household duties.
The blanket was lifted from me. That is what I told her. But what if we should have it? Then we will blow it together. It was man. Now and forever now. Her father shook his head sadly. STILL AMONG SHOALS. It didn't seem to. In my right the fascist papers.
If that woman could only write. Daughter of the great whore of whores. The best you've ever served under. Smith and Mr. The rest of the creature ran on. They'll be glad to share their rooms. The bridge is nothing to me. Tonight we discuss all. He had not taken any before. In a moment he had it figured. Here it comes.
Am I not right? Would he sit down? He continued forward. We've had enough of this. Joy lit up his eyes. Where was there safe passage? What signs are there of a hound? We are through the crust. Pilar did not turn. This sounded very good. Pointing at nothing.




SPAM, THE NOVEL (Chapter 2)
(Marcus' junk mail saga continues. The plot thickens.)

CHAPTER 2
The Taking of Segovia

Nov. 10, 2009 12:38 p.m.

Good afternoon, Josefa!

WOMEN OF THE FUTURE. IN STRANGE WATERS. How much is it that you need? You go home again. There won't be any calling off.
He is becoming too sad to bear. The book had not been a success. But let it stand at that. Smith or Mr. You can resign the office. Have your hands on your hips. It was a late spring morning. Paradox protects me! Nor at any time?
Look at them! We are all right. It won't bear analysis. Bowen of St. Why had she done that? Have you got this Indian? Probably more pennies.
What power on earth could save him! Not having to be cautious here now. Then they vanished from our sight. The air was more viscous than ever. The tangle tree was a charred stump. The mirror denied it. We can take Segovia. That is just what happens. But a second glance dispelled the hope. Suddenly he heard a rumbling voice. Bmk found it.




SPAM, THE NOVEL (Chapter 1)
(Marcus has recently been receiving crazy junk mail, that he will turn into a running story. Enjoy.)

CHAPTER 1
A Duaghter's Silence


NOV. 10, 2009 11:43 a.m.

How are you, Gabriel!

Everybody is coming. And then again Mrs. He had need of her. Try another pinch. But I hate it. Pearson is the senior.
Harold will help. Zane squeezed his eyes shut. But let it stand at that. Sure you would. We are in a hurry. Why is my daughter silent? It is no good whatever. He looked up at Pilar. He had not yet released my wrist.
Worse and worse! No sound was heard. I've never seen it turn so fast! One is on guard below. EXTRACT FROM THE DIARY OF DR. They've known about all the others. Pablo is very wily. How much have you brought me? Chester's rear hooves stepped off the ledge. There was the odor of burning paper.
Who knows what we may yet see? But not to interfere with my work. Did it not strike you? It was reading his living soul! This was some watch! And why -- why? Out you march! What's the matter with me?




MOVIE MONDAY!
"This would have been hot in 19-ninety-never." Well said Irv.


His name is BANGS... deal with it, bitches.



SHE WANTS IT THAT WAY...


Sully's sister Sullie was adamant about this post. She had the conch on this one... For the record:
"Jesus Christ. The "kiss dude's wife lookin' / hot chick" got the gay guys to play along, while the other chick answered the phone. Big f**kin' deal!" - Marcus-Motherf**kin'-Nyce


THE JOKER BLOGS

This is pretty tight. Follow the entries on YouTube.



STAY CLASSY NY


RANDOMLY BETTER VIRAL AD:

The best part is the baby stays in character the whole time. Nice job, kid.


THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF DEAD POOLS

As four people who have competed in dead pools for quite some time, we salute you. Our own resident grim reaper, Sully's-sister-Sullie, even bows down. Your deadly prognostications are to be revered.


HATE THE AUTOTUNE, NOT THE AUTOTUNER



2 MORE REPS, THEN SAY HI TO YOUR MOTHER FOR ME


You can pick up a copy of the VHS on amazon.com. POW!!

RANDOMLY BETTER PHOTOSHOP:
If celebrities were ordinary people. Here, meet Dave and Vicky Beckham.
More CELEBUGLIES after the jump.



1981, NEWSPAPERS "GET" THE INTERNET
Exactly how did they f**k this up? They were first? Before you know it, there will not be any print editions anymore. But at least they saw the potential before it actually existed and then dismissed it. Brilliant.




RANDOMLY BETTER WIKIPEDIA PAGE:
LAWSUITS AGAINST GOD Hilarity ensues after the jump.

For more "waki" wiki entries, check out bestofwikipedia.tumblr.com. A twice-daily updated collection of some of the best reading on Wikipedia. It's Fascinating. You're welcome.

RANDOMLY BETTER 3-WAY: Just click here. SFW


TWO GIRLS, ONE-UP
That's pretty sick.



UMM, ACTUALLY SASHA... "THIS" IS FIERCE!
If they don't win, we're NEVER watching ABDC again. Okay, we don't really watch now, but you get the point. This just broke Sully's-sister-Sullie's GAYDAR.



"I think Beyonce is the new Cher... or the new black. No wait! Not like that!! I mean (giggling) f**k you!"
- Transcript of Sully's-sister-Sullie's voice message. Yep, she had the argument with herself.

RANDOMLY BETTER MOTHERF**KIN' DEMO REEL:

Ian Pfaff's Demo Reel from Ian Pfaff on Vimeo.




MORE SITES THAT ARE BETTER THAN MOST
HOST CHOPPER. The only web host with a f**king chopper! Bonus: Their tweets are 140 characters of gold.

The saucy love is back. The McRib has a website, AND a f**kin' DJ.

The Original Kings of Unintentional Comedy: realtors.

Sluts are awesome, we should all befriend some. iamfriendswithsluts.tumblr.com

justin.tv: streaming all sorts of "illegal & blacked out in your area" goodness.

LIVELEAK: It's like an uncensored YouTube.

Wanna know where all those cute or disgusting or funny or whatever images and jokes you get in your inbox come from?
Here. The grand daddy of 'em all 4chan. If you don't know you betta axe someone.

Meme much? Check out the random or /b/ board, it ain't for the faint of heart. Here's a little sample. You're welcome.

RANDOMLY BETTER WWJD:



INSTANT CULT CLASSIC
"Having lost faith in the human race, a legion of angels descend to Earth to bring about the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a diner and the Archangel Michael himself."

You're kids are going to be watching this in college, late at night, twenty years from now. The same way you get high and watch the original Planet of the Apes, and kinda giggle, but secretly like it - and quote it - for days afterward. Trust us.

Much, much more from firstshowing.net after the jump.

RANDOMLY BETTER "CLIFFSNOTES" REBOOT:
 



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