University of Arizona undergrad Chris House watched the Wildcats play Cal on Saturday at a stadium tailgate and, in the drunken excitement of the game, gauged her interest in adopting a plus-one system later that night…

Just a sample of some of the shit GFs have said on http://www.shitmygfsays.com/ here:

When i told my girlfriend as a joke that we should have three boys and name them huey, dewey, and louie, she responded with “aren’t those the three stooges?”

The only thing mine says is, “PLEASE Let me out of this basement! I don’t want to die!, PLEAAASEEE!”, then I have to close the trap door again.

17 things worth knowing about your cat.

by theoatmeal.com

On the day after Remembrance Day, let’s not forget  that in times of war, not only the family suffers but the family pets do as well.

This is a soldier’s homecoming as his dog comes out to greet him.

Here’s more…

War is hell… for pets too.

Apparently Cookie Monster is the originator of the “NOM NOM NOM” Phenom..

This ought to put all this vampire adoration to an end…

The toughest, most dangerous and mysterious vampire of all time is…

Count Chocula.

Wikipedia has put together a table describing all the ways Vampires are able to be defeated, as a society we just don’t know enough about the Count.. fear the Count.

Oh oh, they’re organizing.

Weezer Snuggie: I think the ironic aneurysm in my brain just popped.

The Quick Stop from Clerks on Google Street View.

SCRAPE! the sequel.

Any motherf**king Coyotes coming to get me are gonna get some facetime with sweet lady front-grill-of-my-POS-car, yo!

19 year old Canadian songstress killed by Coyotes in Cape Breton.

R.I.P. Taylor Mitchell.

Hey Coyotes, if you’re gonna kill musicians, start with Miley Cyrus. Actually, start with Billy Ray Cyrus and then make your way down. I’ll drive you to their house.

Spike Jonze does what everyone wanted to do after the MTV VMAS… bitch slap Kanye West… it’s at the end, it’s so worth waiting for it.

A Band of Chimpanzees watch as a member of their group is carried away to be buried, holding each other and expressing what can only be interpreted as grief.

Although a sad and pensive image, you have to admit that “Grieving Chimps” would make an awesome name for a band.

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What Disney teaches about Women and Men, illustrated by it’s princesses and princes.

Costume solutions for your effeminate son.

You know about the Baby Einstein videos? well it appears that they were full of shit! There are not educational and researchers say that tv for kids under two is harmful, resulting in poor attention spans.

Disney (What a shock it’s them involved!) will refund up to four videos bought between June 5, 2004, and Sept. 5, 2009.

So to recap: videos showing shapes and noises and puppets and colours: not educational. What is? playing with your kids on the floor. You lose.

Some nice backstory about Baby Einstein from Newsweek.

Guess what, now you suck at both soccer and Guitar Hero.

That lilttle Wiener Bettman spoke with the Coyotes’ play by play guy and talked about some of the issues…

For a guy so confident in the franchise’s future in PHX, he certainly shakes his head a lot.

He says one thing but his body language tells a completely different tale..

For all you girls out there… the man’s closet, explained.

By Doghouse.