"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of..."
““Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.””
It’s always so cute when Canada hosts an Olympics. Canadians try so hard. This comes from living next to America and having an inferiority complex worse than Tito Jackson’s.
For instance, it’s rained every day I’ve been in Vancouver, athletes are starting to withdraw because of pruny fingers, and Canadians feel terrible. They’re always saying “Gee, sore-ee about the rain, eh?” Do you realize they’ve been helicoptering snow up to the mountain venues? Who does that?
These people are nice. Preposterously nice. Aunt Bee in mukluks nice. This is a country that has human-chomping grizzlies on every corner and yet chose the furry beaver for its national animal.
TV evangelist winds up reading the theme song for the “Fresh Prince of BelAir” and then the plot for Star Wars because some f**king genius sent it in as a Testimonial to faith… hahaha
Lulz of the Day: Polish newspaper Gazeta Olsztynska inadvertently publishes 4chanish shop of the 2010 Winter Olympics mascots in an article about preparations in Vancouver for the games.
A good article why your picture on Facebook, Myspace, Eharmony and Plenty of Fish (more like Plenty of Losers) could use some work.. and come to think of it, so could you.. you loser!
“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get, but if you work hard and you’re kind, I’m telling you, amazing things will happen.”
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Conan O’Brien during his farewell speech on ‘The Tonight Show ‘
Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for the allegedly Banksy-helmed “street art disaster movie” Exit Through The Gift Shop, which is set to make its official debut at this year’s Sundance Film Festival.
